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I forgot to post these while I was in Michigan! Anyway, we found these in the Harlequin/serial romance rack at Borders.

In honor of [livejournal.com profile] rachelmanija and my Exoticised Ethnicities romance titles:

(these are all real and published, by the way)

The Spanish Prince's Virgin Bride
The Greek Tycoon's Virgin Night (his, or hers? Since only men are allowed to be Exotic Ethnicities, particularly rich ones)
The Mediterranean Billionaire's Secret Baby

I note that the list of acceptable ethnicities has expanded from Spanish, Italian, Greek and Sheikh (don't ask) to: Spanish, Italian, Greek, Sheikh, and Mediterranean.

But the best one of all was:

Willingly Bedded, Forcibly Wedded

Back!

Tue, Sep. 25th, 2007 02:45 pm
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Back home!

Thankfully, the car wasn't towed, and I only got stuck with two parking tickets. My first flight ended up being delayed, so I thought I was going to miss my connection, but the connection ended up being delayed as well. Yay, sort of?

Also, [livejournal.com profile] rilina has posted pictures of the trip, including Sasuke-rabbit and the Hayride of the Lost!

During my time there, we managed to watch eps. 1-4 of Coffee Prince, random episodes of the Nana anime (from the episodes we watched, it seems to be a straight adaptation of the manga, usually with frames taken right from panels and word-for-word dialogue matching), and the bizarre Nanami episodes of Utena.

And now, to catch up on book write ups! And LJ posts!

Creamery tour

Sun, Sep. 23rd, 2007 04:01 pm
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Rilina says when people ask me what I did in Michigan, all I will be able to say is: "Eat and watch kdramas and anime."

That's perfectly fine by me!

The creamery is a teeny weeny one, so the tour was less of a tour and more of an explanation as to how they made cheese. Even though I know most of the generalities of cheesemaking, thanks to too much Food Network consumption, it was still fascinating listening to the cheesemaker go into detail of how they did it. Apparently they hand-ladle the goat milk curd into 500 itty bitty cheese molds so the fresh goat cheese has the exact right texture (the guy told us it should break when bent, not flex). We also got to watch him melt mozzarella curds and then reshape it into creamy balls, along with explain why no one has attempted buffalo mozzarella in the US ("Well, I went to the guy and asked, and he laughed and laughed and laughed at me. 'You try and get a bucket under wild buffalo.'"). Rilina bought some, but I cannot report on it, as I have not tried it yet.

Also, they churned vanilla gelato when we were there, so we got to scoop spoonfuls right out of the bin, freshly made. It was extremely delicious, and the two little girls in the tour kept running out to get cupfuls of it after they got bored of listening to the science of cheesemaking.

I ended up getting some Montgomery cheddar, one-year-old cheddar made by the creamery, and salami. I dearly wanted to get the five-year-old cheddar and the fresh goat cheese made by the creamery, but I don't think I can consume that much cheese that quickly, and I doubt the goat cheese would last the airplane ride home. But still, we both got to sample the Lancashire and some other cheese whose name I have already forgotten.

Then we headed back to our lunch spot on Friday to get four of the Best Donuts Ever, one of which I gobbled while it was still blisteringly hot. They were all made to order and so had just come from the deep-fryer. The outside is coated with cinnamon sugar, and the outside crust layer is still slightly crunchy, and the inside is amazingly soft and not at all dry or cake-like. When I bit into it, steam wafted into my face. They are amazing donuts, and I think I am going to try to go back for lunch tomorrow, hee!

And now, Rilina is cooking curry (Utena! Yamada's awful curry!) and we have been watching Coffee Prince like mad (I like it a lot so far, though I adore the Han Sung and Yoo Ju reconciliation angst because hi buttons!). We've also watched a good deal of the Nana anime, but that one's odder because it's taking them fooooorever to get through the first half of vol. 1! I do not care! I want to meet the rest of the characters already!

Country fair!

Sat, Sep. 22nd, 2007 08:21 pm
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Today we went to a country fair! I have never been to one before, but this one promised apple picking and a corn maze. Alas, it was not a giant county fair with deep-fried twinkies and crafts contests and awards for biggest vegetables, but still! I feel very superficially touristy American.

I got llama and goat spit on my hands when I fed them, and yelled "llama llama llama" and thought of VVC. Then we checked out a little rabbit playground, populated with rabbits up for adoption. There was a huge cluster of white rabbits gathered together, all engaged in grooming each other, sleeping, and all around being social. We looked some more, only to discover a black rabbit hidden behind a playhouse, lurking.

"OMG! He's Sasuke as a rabbit!" Rilina said.

"He so is! Maybe his hair will turn purple."

Clearly Sasuke-rabbit was lurking there, marinating in his own angst and scorning the sympathy and fur-licking that the other shinobi rabbits had to offer.

When we had returned, Sasuke-rabbit had stopped lurking behind the house, only to be lurking next to the food. Presumably his angst continued to o'erhang him like a hat.

Also! There was a giant rubber ducky perched over a ton of water pumps, for no reason I could figure out. Maybe the pumps were for a rubber duck race?

OH! Also, there was the best sign ever at the fair! Neon yellow and orange letters over a rustic wooden structure helpfully spelled out "HAYRIDE OF THE LOST." The only way this could have been better is if it had been a Hayride of the Damned!

We then fumbled our way through a corn maze. I wonder who came up with the idea of corn mazes. Like, some random person standing in the middle of corn fields suddenly thought, "Hey! I could make a maze here and make some money!" Thankfully, there were no aliens or children with creepy eyes lurking in the midst of the corn, though there were a lot of bendy, stalky non-corn plants that attempted to attack us. We also failed miserably at finding these six posts and the corresponding hold punches (I accidentally typoed that as "sex posts," which is an entirely different thing!).

After that was apple picking at some rather scrawny trees. One of the apple varieties was labelled "Fugi," and we couldn't figure out if that was a different variety of apple, or if was "Fuji" misspelled. We weren't allowed to pick any of them, so I couldn't tell from taste. The honeycrisps had pretty much all been picked clean, though I grabbed one off the ground and dusted it off (it was pretty tasty). Mostly we ended up getting ruby jons, some red deliciouses and some golden deliciouses. I vaguely remember my sister telling me that really fresh golden deliciouses are actually good and not the gross mealy things in supermarkets. So far, I haven't tried any, so no conclusions there. Rilina had a ruby jon, but said, "It tasted apple-like? I don't know, I can't tell."

Then we had corn dogs for lunch! Whoo! And we split an apple fritter (really tasty) and an apple cinnamon donut (pretty tasty, but not as good as the donut from yesterday. In fact, the donut from yesterday is the best donut I think I have ever had, with the possible exception of the Mister Donut chewy ones, but that doesn't quite count as it is not a traditional donut).

Also, I keep trying to find After School Nightmare 1 in a bookstore, since Rilina has 2-4 and I really want to read it. But we have gone to three different bookstores, and all of them don't have it! Curses.

Tired!

Fri, Sep. 21st, 2007 06:17 pm
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So tired now.... took the red-eye here. Also, I am worried that BART is going to tow my car. I bought prepaid airport parking from them and took the BART in, but I forgot to place the printout on my dashboard. And then I think I ended up parking in the daily parking, as opposed to the monthly parking, so that's two strikes. I'm just hoping that they fine me a ton, because my flight arrives back in SF around midnight, and I would very much like to be able to drive myself home.

Anyway! We ended up eating lunch at a tasty gourmet-ish Americana place. We got grits (!! I have never had grits before!), which were really tasty deep-fried corn meal things with chili mayonnaise. The chili mayo was particularly good, and the grits came in white and purple. I was fond of the purple, but that is just because I like purple food. [livejournal.com profile] rilina ended up getting the pulled pork with mashed potatoes and collard greens (very good) and I got macaroni and 3 peppercorn goat cheese, which was excellent. Also, there was a toasted disk of goat cheese on top that was delicious. And then! We had a donut sundae. The donuts at this place are AMAZING. I usually don't like donuts (outside of the chewy Mister Donut ones), but this donut was excellent. It was steaming hot and soft on the inside and wonderfully crunchy on the outside, and it was absolutely perfect with the ice cream and mound of whipped cream. I think we're going to go back tomorrow just for the donuts. My favorite part, outside of the amazing donut, was the giant pile of oyster shells right next to the restaurant door.

Then we melted back at Rilina's place and watched some music vids, then headed for the anime store. Alas, the anime store didn't have Bleach: the Styling (sorry [livejournal.com profile] rachelmanija and [livejournal.com profile] telophase! I'm going to check my local store when I get back as well) figurines or Naruto Shippuden figurines. Boooo. On the other hand, they had some very cute frog mugs.

I also found A. Merritt's The Fox Woman and Other Stories at the used bookstore and bought it solely because of the back cover copy:

Exotic
Romantic
Bizarre

Against the brittle twilight rose the ancient steps, strangely cushioned in orange and emerald moss as they wound up the side of the mountain. A woman approached them, heavy with child. From behind her came the savage chant of the wild man-beasts who pursued her. In her path stood a vixen, its head marked by the image of flame. She called to the vixen in her despair, "Lead me to safety that I may have vengeance—sister!" The vixen, the FOX WOMAN, spoke no answer. Yet even before the terrible cry had died in a ghostly echo, the vengeance was inexorably begun.


Then we snickered over the covers of Tokyo Babylon, in which Subaru wear a strangely pointy green hat, a hot pink outfit with a hot pink cross, and a white priest's outfit with a cross engraved with "Japan." Thankfully, all these items were worn separately, as together they may have caused blindness. I am trying to make Rilina post a poll to determine which is the worst, because the hot pink one is truly dreadful, but the green hat is also hilarious.

Arrived!

Fri, Sep. 21st, 2007 03:56 am
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I have safely arrived at [livejournal.com profile] rilina's, despite obnoxiously loud fellow airplane travelers, the guy next to me completely hogging my armrest, the insanely early hour at which my flight landed, and monstrous trucks barreling along at 70 mph freaking Rilina out on the highway.

She has to go to class later, but since she has Her Majesty's Dog 7 from the library (I didn't even know it was out yet! Mely my usual means of discovering new manga volumes has failed me!), Word Freak, a ton of anime, Neon Genesis Evangelion Angelic Days (aka, the high school version!), wireless and an air mattress, I am sure I will easily entertain myself for hours. That, or I will be unconscious on the floor from sleep deprivation.

Also, unlike the airbed at Mariposa, this one inflates fully, meaning there is less of a chance of falling off while laughing hysterically at assorted anime fowl of DOOM.

Also also, Rilina showed me the cover of Tokyo Babylon 1, and all I can say is that I feel Subaru's trauma comes not from dramatic night scenes in front of sakura of DOOM, but from the truly awful outfits CLAMP draws him in. On the inside full-color pages, Seishirou has a perm, and two misshapen cherubs trumpet over a world the shape of an egg. I think that must be where the creators of Utena got the idea for the whole "Like a chick, we will crack open the shell to birth ourselves and revolutionize the world!" thing.

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