I finally made it to my local knitting group! Um, well, my third local knitting group, that is. I had much fun, ate chicken katsu musubi (must be brave and have spam musubi next time), knit more sock, and learned about the following patterns....
telophase, I was thinking of you and how you always find wretched knitting patterns that you would never ever wear. Not that these are wearable, but I thought you'd enjoy the sheer cracktasticness.
I present: the snatchel and the beanis.
Knit them together for handy impromptu sex ed and/or anatomy sessions! Rib the snatchel for further stretchiness! And be able to tell your friends that you've indulged in fisting while just fishing for change in your purse! (jokes courtesy of aforementioned knitting group, as I was too busy trying not to snort rice up my nose)
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I present: the snatchel and the beanis.
Knit them together for handy impromptu sex ed and/or anatomy sessions! Rib the snatchel for further stretchiness! And be able to tell your friends that you've indulged in fisting while just fishing for change in your purse! (jokes courtesy of aforementioned knitting group, as I was too busy trying not to snort rice up my nose)
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