Things about the new rats
Wed, Jul. 26th, 2006 04:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
- Renren has tried to stuff himself up my nose.
- Ruki has tried to stuff himself up my ear.
- Bya-chan likes to chew off my nail polish.
- Renren is Sneaky Ninja Rat and has escaped from the cage for the past three nights. I know this because he wakes me up when he sits on me.
- One rat (I'm quite sure it's Renren) escapes when I'm at the office and poops on the floor.
- Renren has taught Ruki how to escape from the cage.
- I am not sure if Bya-chan has learned how to escape from the cage. Perhaps he is just too sneaky to be caught.
- I am quite sure Fool-rat does not sneak out of the cage. He is too lazy.
- Aside from Renren's late-night demands for scritching, whenever I come home or wake up, the rats are still all in the cage.
- Except this morning, when I came in after brushing my teeth, only to find Ruki climbing around on the outside of the cage.
- I suspect I just caught him unaware.
- They may be attempting to take over the apartment, unbeknownst to me.
- If I randomly disappear off LJ, the rats have taken over. Send help.
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Wed, Jul. 26th, 2006 11:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Thu, Jul. 27th, 2006 06:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Thu, Jul. 27th, 2006 01:26 am (UTC)If one of them starts wearing a little straw hat and tap-dancing, RUN FOR THE HILLS.
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Thu, Jul. 27th, 2006 04:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Thu, Jul. 27th, 2006 06:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Thu, Jul. 27th, 2006 06:36 am (UTC)(no subject)
Thu, Jul. 27th, 2006 06:44 pm (UTC)I think my makeshift lock (hairclip) has worked for now, but really, they could just be getting sneakier.
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Thu, Jul. 27th, 2006 05:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Thu, Jul. 27th, 2006 07:06 pm (UTC)