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  1. Renren has tried to stuff himself up my nose.

  2. Ruki has tried to stuff himself up my ear.

  3. Bya-chan likes to chew off my nail polish.

  4. Renren is Sneaky Ninja Rat and has escaped from the cage for the past three nights. I know this because he wakes me up when he sits on me.

  5. One rat (I'm quite sure it's Renren) escapes when I'm at the office and poops on the floor.

  6. Renren has taught Ruki how to escape from the cage.

  7. I am not sure if Bya-chan has learned how to escape from the cage. Perhaps he is just too sneaky to be caught.

  8. I am quite sure Fool-rat does not sneak out of the cage. He is too lazy.

  9. Aside from Renren's late-night demands for scritching, whenever I come home or wake up, the rats are still all in the cage.

  10. Except this morning, when I came in after brushing my teeth, only to find Ruki climbing around on the outside of the cage.

  11. I suspect I just caught him unaware.

  12. They may be attempting to take over the apartment, unbeknownst to me.

  13. If I randomly disappear off LJ, the rats have taken over. Send help.

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Wed, Jul. 26th, 2006 11:50 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] daedala.livejournal.com
Go go go rats! :)

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Thu, Jul. 27th, 2006 01:26 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com
I'm currently listening to Pratchett's The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents.

If one of them starts wearing a little straw hat and tap-dancing, RUN FOR THE HILLS.

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Thu, Jul. 27th, 2006 04:25 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] thomasyan.livejournal.com
On the other hand, if Mrs. Frisby shows up, things are probably ok.

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Thu, Jul. 27th, 2006 06:36 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pinkdormouse.livejournal.com
Waiting for the rats to take over...

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Thu, Jul. 27th, 2006 05:00 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] rue10.livejournal.com
Awwwwwwww. (squees with rat-reading happiness) I so love your rats. And rat posts.

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