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[oyceter]

When I sit down to eat lunch and you ask me if you can sit at the same table, it does not mean I instantly want to engage in conversation. This is taken to the nth degree when the first thing I do is not look at you or say hi, but instead pick up a book and read it.

Furthermore, when I am answering in single syllables to avoid talking to you, it means I do not want to talk to you! Go away! Smoke your cigar elsewhere!

I hate people who do that, as this person did today at lunch. I ate my sandwich as fast as humanely possible to get out of the situation. Didn't know this guy at all, and I freak out very easily when people who look twice my age attempt to sit down when I am by myself and make conversation.

And I particularly hate people who say stupid things (while I read). Look, I don't want to tell you why I like this book. I do not want to discuss my reading habits. I do not want to tell you my name or anything.

I hate people who do this on the airplane too. You would think that me having my nose deep in a book would signal that I am quite occupied and DO NOT WANT TO TALK. But nooooo.

Plus, it really creeps me out.

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[livinglaurel.livejournal.com]

YES! When I commuted regularly, desperate (I'm assuming) people would TAP ME ON THE SHOULDER while I was reading and listening to music on headphones on the bus, wanting to chat. I felt like I should just hold up a little sign saying I AM LISTENING TO SOMEONE MUCH MORE INTERESTING THAN YOU COULD EVER BE THROUGH THE WONDERFUL MEDIUM OF PRINT PLEASE GO AWAY NOW. But that wouldn't be a little sign.

People interrupted me for some reason a lot less frequently when I was writing. But I frequently got comments on how pretty my handwriting is (ha) or how fast I write, which could be shrugged off with a "Hhmmmmmmmmmmh." I will never understand the apparent American conviction that someone reading isn't really doing something.

moi

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[oyceter]

Argh! I know! Or who knows, that somehow I would want to put down a perfectly good book to talk with a total stranger. Ugh.

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[livinglaurel.livejournal.com]

The only thing worse is when it is some person trying to FLIRT with you. Ugh. "Whatcha readin?" in that coy manner. ARGH.

moi

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[oyceter]

Yes! Ugh. Especially if they look twice your age and VERY sketchy.

Eep.

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[livinglaurel.livejournal.com]

YES! We need a sign. Something pithy, yet polite. Or maybe not polite. "Buzz Off"?

moi

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[oyceter]

I actually want a sort of small button with three LED lights -- red, green and yellow.

Red means STOP! Go away. Or shut up. Or both.

Green is you are interesting and can keep talking.

Yellow is I'm still making my mind up.

Hee. Or just -- GO AWAY.

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[livinglaurel.livejournal.com]

Ooh, the LED sounds nice....plus, you could color-coordinate it with your clothing! or something. My ex-sister-in-law, who's about five feet tall, used to have one of those giant shirts with "DON'T BUG ME" in giant lettering on it. But I suppose it wouldn't be taken as a serious request....

moi