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Moments of terror: finding out in the bathroom at work that the zipper on your jeans is broken. Not only is the zipper broken, but these are low-cut, very tight jeans, so there is no good way of disguising the gap, not even by tying a sweater around your waist. Not only is there a very large gap, but today is also the day you chose to wear extremely bright striped underwear which will not look like your jeans, no matter how hard you squint.

So yes, I nearly had a heart attack about five minutes ago, and spent what felt like hours trying to zip up my damn pants.

I seem to be safe now, but I'm going to be staring at my zipper twice a minute and looking vaguely ridiculous.

I hate it when my pants betray me!

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