Woooooooe

I am grumpy and hate everything today. I feel fat and lazy and stupid and out of shape. Also, I am behind on everything I need to do, which is why I am writing an entry, of course.

Tell me something cheerful? Unless it is about fall. I hate fall (or at least right now). It is grey and damp and cold and I miss my sunshine and blue skies and did I mention the grey?

Or tell me something cracktastic or funny that you've encountered lately, or if you feel like it, something nice about me?