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[oyceter]

Nyargh! Another nasty spider has appeared! It was bigger than the last one too, and gross and black! EWWW.

Ewwww, now I'm getting the creepy-crawlies down my spine just thinking about it.

Why won't they stay outside?? Or, if they must come in, why can't they spin their merry webs in a really far off corner in the ceiling? Why must they lurk sinisterly next to my nightstand, right next to my pile of books? They're just asking to be squashed, I swear.

I dislike being a spider executioner, and I wish they would just stay far enough away so I can't make out every joint in their gross spider legs.

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[chi-zu.livejournal.com]

*considers sharing stories of Floridian spiders*

*thinks better of it* ^_^

[oyceter]

Ewww!

Hee hee, it's ok. Taiwan had these gigantic gross tropical spiders of doom (tm), as big as your hand. The legs! Ew, the legs!

[chi-zu.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, that's what my spider stories were about, I think we call them "carpenter spiders" here. I don't know why, they don't seem particularly constructive. Just scary.

I prefer "big frikkin' ass spider" myself.

A spider story

[scrollgirl.livejournal.com]

Heh. I don't actually mind spiders that much, because I know they eat other bugs. I'll still kill them if they come into the house though.

My roommate in university had her ceiling fan infested with a nest of spiders. Ewww! Poor girl is so afraid of bugs, she couldn't kill them herself, so I came in with a bunch of tissues and performed a summary execution of the entire spider clan ;)

Re: A spider story

[oyceter]

Ewwwww!! Haha, truly you are brave and heroic!