"Jared, we hate your state!" "No! You LOVE my state!"
He truly understands what it means to be from NJ. *tear*
But technically, NJ is not New England. NJ is the unique and utopian hub between NYC, New England, Pennsyltucky -- oh, I mean Pennsylvania -- and The South. It is definitely not New England, because that friend who moved from MA when he was ten? Spent every.fucking.winter. bitching about how he misses New England winters, with real snow! Shut up, Eric. We had plenty of snow before YOU moved here. And see, now he's away at school? Cold winter again.
NJ is all the prettiness of New England, without the impossibly rocky soil or too-long winters. NJ winters are JUST THE RIGHT LENGTH, every year. Every year!
NJ pride, dude. I {heart} jughandles and Wawas. EVERYONE should see the wisdom of jughandles and Wawas. Pure genius.
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He truly understands what it means to be from NJ. *tear*
But technically, NJ is not New England. NJ is the unique and utopian hub between NYC, New England, Pennsyltucky -- oh, I mean Pennsylvania -- and The South. It is definitely not New England, because that friend who moved from MA when he was ten? Spent every.fucking.winter. bitching about how he misses New England winters, with real snow! Shut up, Eric. We had plenty of snow before YOU moved here. And see, now he's away at school? Cold winter again.
NJ is all the prettiness of New England, without the impossibly rocky soil or too-long winters. NJ winters are JUST THE RIGHT LENGTH, every year. Every year!
NJ pride, dude. I {heart} jughandles and Wawas. EVERYONE should see the wisdom of jughandles and Wawas. Pure genius.
I so need a NJ pride icon. Hmmm.