Sakura of DOOM

(originally published as Sex Pistols, but the title was changed as Blu didn't want a lawsuit here)

Um, so you know how I said After School Nightmare was the strangest thing I've read this year? I have found competition! ASN is still the strangest thing I have read all year, but Love Pistols is the most insane, and not in the good Yuki Kaori way.

Actually, I think Love Pistols will be the absolute worst thing I read all year that I was still compelled to finish (as opposed to the worst thing I read all year that I didn't finish because I chucked it at the wall in rage).

The thing is, I knew pretty much all of the cracktastic and insane bits in it, and it still does not compare to the real thing.

I will not give a plot summary, as there is no plot. Instead, there are zooman beings and womb worms (omg my brain will never be the same again) and "This is the first time I've had sex with you while you were conscious" (roughly). And lots of bodily liquids.

( Spoilers broke my brain )

In conclusion: my brain just broke again.