Sadly, I have not yet learned key phrases like "I am the god of death! I will kill you!" or "absolute destiny apocalypse," two of the first things I learned to say in Japanese.

I'd like to randomly note that one of my Japanese phrasebooks includes "I don't love you, I never loved you, and stop calling me!" (Mostly I find it funny/scary that this is considered essential knowledge.)

One of these days I really am going to have to sit down with one of these shows. ^^