LOL! Aka, delusions of grandeur ;). I actually cook very, very rarely and never really learned how (well, except for peas, which are cooked every Sunday after farmer's market), but I keep being tempted!

The problem is that I know how I want the food to taste like; I'm just not sure how to make it get there. Also, I battle between wanting to be a good cook and being lazy! I really am going to try more though!